Editor's note: For those of you who haven't heard the forbidden (and sometimes desperate) tape, now infamous and somewhat legendary, of Todd and friends crank-calling, well, EVERYONE in the middle of the night, order now! You must know that (1) it is mostly the schnapps talking and (2) you are in the minority! Singing to your friends about Swiss rock gigs with fog machines and lights can be fun ...

Printed elsewhere: "Earth to Abraham Cloud (LA) and Oli von Schwerin (East LA). May we cross all borders in the name of Music! I suggest we get a bottle o' Czech Becherovka and meet on some continent (tba) for the late-night "Fog Machines And Lights And Everything" REUNION/REVIVAL! We'll taunt Paula in San Francisco with faux love promises. We'll tell her to pick us up at the Greyhound station, even though we're in Amsterdam!

And then, mischieviously and un-announced, the Sudden Death occurs when we hang up the phone!

We are the Night-Owls of death metal, Acoustic Love Division. We are the Zone within the time-zone. We are the Heroes of Trans-national Squeal. (great band name) Who's with me?" -Todd