July 31, 2007
For An English Rock Star

(Actual email written to an actual English rock star, who has sold millions of CD's, actually ...)


Hi ya. Todd here. Hello and quick explanation of yesterday's hilarious phone call!

I found myself at a football game (Leeds vs. Cottbus) where Leeds lost (because they apparently always do). There was much drinking and yearning, complaining and celebrating going on. And 2 girls that I met backstage at your show (See fine print: they're fans!) said it was your birthday, and we should call you. I said, "Yeah, sure." Not thinking they actually had your number! I didn't take them seriously, but thought them seriously cute. But when they started singing in cooing tones, hee hee, I giggled too and realized that you were actually on zee phone!

Oh, shit - what do I say in such a moment? Talk about living in the moment! I went from disbeliever to steady rock diplomat in about 22 seconds. I believe my exact words were, "Glug-glug-garble-garble-oh-yeah-great-seeyou-wahoo!"

Anyway, I got a kick out of that, and I hope you did, too. My garbled half-drunken hello was a joyfull testament to Life and how it constantly amazes me ... Warm wishes! Luv, -Todd

Posted by calico at July 31, 2007 09:38 AM
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