Today I was on the bus, and this lady sat down next to me, all dressed up, wearing fur. Now, um, usually I like furry girls. But she was spruced up, tryin' to be all fancy, and I just thought, "Shit, lady ... you're on the friggin' BUS!?" A mistaken shaven identity. She was trying to be all high-society, but the only thing close to that were the fumes! Oh, well. She gets an "A" for effort. Added a dash of class to that ride. Oh, the plight of girls with fur. Peace, -Todd