We decided that everything in this world is faux. So this piece is "all about faux." Faux living is catching on, sweeping across the nation, the world ... what's real, anyway? What's it all faux? We got a-rolling, we did, discussing this on a tangent, you see. Examples: What is better than a faux beau? One who let's you do what you want and come home when ya want. How about a faux stroll? One that doesn't really take place, only in your mind. (going nowhere!) Faux hoax, faux coke, faux ho's, faux homos. Took a dump in a faux klo whilst wearing a faux kimono. Took a trip in a faux boat with faux friends, who all they do is boast-faux. So faux. Faux what?? Remember that band called the Faux Go-Go's? They were in the faux flow. This cool guitar player played on my record, so I sent him some faux dough. Met this guy with faux intentions, on a faux adventure, in a faux skirmish where he ended up dead from faux-ly fire. Just faux. I used to play in this band with a guy named Taco (long story) and he would occasionally spout out, "You've just won these beautiful FAUX DIAMONDS!" King Diamond - that guy was faux. (Heavy metal reference.) He was so faux, he gotta go! One time I met the faux Jay Leno. Eric Clapton: "Ol' Faux-Hand." I still haven't found what I'm looking faux. And faux on and faux on. Yeah, so on that faux note, I end my piece by saying that I'm a faux Hobo with serious faux-like know-how. Ya know? You're "sooo faux ..." PEACE. -Todd