Yo.

Somewhere in Alabama. There's a strange phenomenon here (or is somewhere it in the human mind?) that separates us all, black from white, tall from small, boy from girl, rich from poor, smart from retarded ... I can feel it. Wish we could come togethahhh, people! C'mon, y'all! Be retarded WITH me ...

And I call my two favourite girls of the moment (in East L.A.) and they happen to be drinking wine. They're having fun. I tell 'em about the strange vibe. Yes, I'm in Alabama. One is Mexican. The other wishes she was. They tell me that I'm their "Favourite Honky!"

I tell 'em that's nice, but I'm Hawaiian ...
-Todd