Hi everyone ... get stuff like this all the time, but this one I've just gotta re-print. Seems one of my musician pals (we'll call him Pot Boy) decided to play around with text from my Blogs, and come up with a mish-mash stew, something new. Here's what he wrote, in it's entirety ...
"Golden Dildo Soup"
I dreamt of music, and far-away places, and then I walked around the front of the theatre, and saw Janet's Boob. Oh, Boob ... when will you ever learn that the drummer left the stage to take a dump! Then Karl played the bejesus outta his transvestite hookers!
"What's the Nakedman doing RIGHT NOW??"
Karl wailed. "How did he GET those two chains, anyway?" He had this snarl that he'd whip out after a solo (or during!) or smack-dab in tha middle of a Beave-Weave. Then I requested a mythical Fairy-god-Mother on crack, and woke up with my arms wrapped around my guitar case, in a pickup truck. So they chatter together for a bit, and come back with a new offer: Are you doing the Stone-Bone somewhere? If so, buy all the phoney-baloney top dawg stocks and throw them into Golden Dildo Soup bonds, with Abercrombie, the Multi-Orgasmic Man, and also one of the world's best bass players! The end.
(I don't remember writing anything about "Janet's Boob on crack." -Todd)
My lawyers said to say that ...
Hi, just stopping by to say hi!
Posted by: John Smith on December 9, 2004 05:26 PM