For Janet's Boob

Dear Boob,

How could you expose yourself like that?
How could you do this to our young nation?
How could you sway MTV into such touchy territory?
How could you show Justin Timberlake for what he REALLY is, a dirty ol' man!
How could you, how COULD you?

Oh, Boob ... when will you ever learn??
Timing is everything ...

Why did you pick this time to pop out in tha spotlight?
The holy institution of the Super Bowl is tarnished forever ...
And by the way, if it was so spontaneous, why did you wear that boobie-star?
How do you think this makes your twin sister feel? Does anyone think of her?

And most importantly:
When will you do it again??

Heh. We all await your shiny return ...
-Todd 007

(52 million signatures attatched)

Posted by calico at February 06, 2004 10:25 AM

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