Hanging out with Tony is so much fun. I mean, he's from Jersey (?) and he knows where to go and what to say and how to do it and where to do it, and ... Well, you get the pic. If Tony was Governor of California, all our probnlems would be solved instantaneously, and it would go something like this:
- TWO day work week!
- TWO cars for every person!
- TWO hearts beat as one!
- TWO bedroom house for every family!
- TWO socks on every foot!
- TWO meals a day for every human being!
- TWO dogs and a ferret (?) for everyone!
- TWO California drivers licenses for every illegal immigrant!
- TWO be or not two be!
- TWO -fers every day on KROQ!
- TWO ways to ditch on your taxes!
- TWO hard to handle!
- TWO shoes on every balanced human!
- TWO kinds of dressing on every salad!
- TWO way mirrors in every club restroom!
- TWO outs to every inning ...

And so on. Vote for Tony!

-Todd ("T-TWO-C" Campaign Mgr.)