I've been hanging out with incredible guy named Dan, who, on one particular night at the bar, took on an amazing double-identity, "Tony Two-Chains." He seems like he's from Jersey. Or Vegas ... Is his name really Tony? No. Is he really from Jersey?? No. Actually he's from Wales. Coolest thing that ever started with a W. Tony Two-Chains is the wildest, most pimpin'-est, coolest daddy-o that ever set foot on a California dance floor. And yes, he's wearing two chains. More on this later!

-Todd