In a pub, somewhere in California, but it coulda been Dublin ... These guys are good! So this is for the Irish nut who told me this quote of quotes, straight off the top of his head, with a whiskey sourrr in his hand, that only cost a dollarrr:
And I quote:

"Aliens came down ... they abducted your mother, shagged her, (!) and turned her into a LESBIAN!"

That one came straight from outer space. Carry on, brilliant, mad poet friend from somewhere. This was the hillarious quote of the month, in my book ... Shine on, you crazy diamond!!!!!!!!!