Welcome to Sacramento ... tax city for California, and one of the most modern (burp) and disgusting cities, (all-around point system) according to yours, truly! This place sucks! Where's the rock 'n' roll?! Look at all these tax assholes, pen pushers, number cruncherz, bean counters. Squeeky clean yuppies in SUV's, looking for their next free-trade fake-smile heist. This town's a mound of paperwork, wrapped in red tape! Newfangled skyrises eclipse all chance to discover the natural beauty Paradise that once was northern California ...

Hey, Sacramento ... FUCK OFF!