Last night I was talking to this guy, who was wearing a t-shirt that said:

"TAXIDERMY ... Let us stuff your Beaver!"

Well, now. That just gave me a rip-roarin' chuckle. How a little furry thing could cause such a commotion. Tumultous! And me being something of an eclectic t-shirt collector, I can dig the beaver! Are you with me, fellahs?! Of course ya are ... har,har. 'Cuz every man can appreciate a good beaver. Oh, yes. And some of the ladies, as well ... That's what makes it universal.