Talkin' about the club, of course, not myself ... ha,ha. Greetings from Prague! And it's the opening of the NATO summit here. Welcome Tony Blair! Welcome Mr. Putin! And there's this other guy named W that everyone is talking about. Oh yes, and welcome to all the nice boys with stocking masks and slingshots. Seems that some of them are with him, and some of them are against him. I can hear the helicopters as I type ... cops on every corner. It's ok, they're just doing their jobs, you know ... And now from the files of, 'Where the fuck is Ostrava' ... I went to this industrial town, famous for its beer and gypsies, and sang with this blues band. I tore that joint up! There was one street with forty or fifty clubs all in a row. Awesome. And I saw this wild gypsy girl dancing on the corner at midnight. And the musicians took me out for the best wild pig you ever set your lips on. Thanks, boys! After I finished singing and swinging -back to the music - one of them came up to me and said, 'Great song, Ted!'