Hey ... why didn't anyone tell me that John Entwhistle died, whilst I was travelling around??? Fuck you! (Hey, Todd ... be nice to your fans. -Editors) Ok, right, sorry. (Todd) But he was one of the greatest of all time, and The Who was THE greatest band ever! Yezz, better than Bowie, Nine Inch Nails, The Beatles ... Peace to you, John ... see you in Musical Heaven! Anyway, what have I been up to, you ask? OK, check it out: Neu Brandenburg, 3 a.m., famous for thugs and a great Roman Wall around the city, no trains to be found in the middle of the night. And it was cold. German cops gave me the 3rd degree, only to turn friendly when I whipped out my Big American Passport! "Wow," said one, "he was born in HAWAII!" "Give me that," said the other one, "I've never had an American passport in my hand before! Incredible!" And so I discovered, you see, that we DO have friends around the world, brothers and sisters ... and they were wearing those classy green outfits! Over and out. -Todd